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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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