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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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