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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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