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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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