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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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