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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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