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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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