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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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