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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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