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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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