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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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