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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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