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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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