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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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