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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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