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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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