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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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