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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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