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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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