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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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