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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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