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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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