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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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