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A dessert island.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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