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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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