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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Akiva Lane
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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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