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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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