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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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