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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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