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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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