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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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