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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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