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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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