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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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