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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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