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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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