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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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