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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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