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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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