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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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