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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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