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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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