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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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