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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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