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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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