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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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