Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

2169
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

118
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

1662
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

1002
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

1389
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

2220
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

2446
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

2987
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

2127
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

2764
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

153
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is this?

A buoys club.

1879