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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Akiva Lane
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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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