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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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