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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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