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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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