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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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