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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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