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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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