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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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