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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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