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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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