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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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