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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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