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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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