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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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