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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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