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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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