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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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