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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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