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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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