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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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