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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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