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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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