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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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