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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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