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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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