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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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