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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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