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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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