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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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