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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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