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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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