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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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