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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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