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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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