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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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